Peace Out Seoulmates: 15 Things I Hate About Korea

Korea Pet Peeves - things I hate about living in Seoul, Korea

Deuces, Korea!

In March of 2018, I’ll be leaving Korea.
After 1 year in Busan and nearly 2 years in Seoul it’s time to bid adieu to the Land of Morning Calm.  I’ve had plenty of amazing travel experiences and local opportunities, dating blunders, and hagwon hells in Korea.  There’s plenty to love, but everyone loves to hate.  Here’s my list of things I won’t miss about living in Korea.
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Photographer: Leeroy

#15 – Just Like T-T

One thing about gyms and spas in Korea is that they give you the tiniest towels of all time.  How am I supposed to get my body dry enough with such a tiny towel?  I’m on a tight schedule to cover up with all the other ladies gawking at my waygookin parts.  I’m ready for a real towel, Korea – especially in the winter!
Things I hate about living in Korea

#14 It smells like shit everywhere.

Korea is no longer a third world country, but there seem to be an awful lot of third world values.  The way people treat the streets as though the sidewalk is their own personal garbage can is infuriating.  It’s especially obnoxious when your ajumma landlord freaks out because you’ve managed to get some paper in the plastic recycling or have put your trash in the wrong gu’s bag (the horror!)  The plumbing is a massive issue here, too.  In Seoul it’s not quite as bad as it was in Busan, but Korea still smells like fecal matter in certain areas.  I joke that my apartment reeks of farts, but the plumbing here truly is garbage and until the frost came on it really did smell like crap.

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Photographer: Kristopher Roller

#13 Laundry – I want to burn all of my clothes

Is it really too much to install drying machines in these apartments?   With my ondol heating not being nearly as good as I’d like, my place is freezing.  No chance of opening these windows for a breeze!  In the winter, my clothes often smell musty/ moldy.  Through the rest of the year my washing machines have always just destroyed my clothes.  Packing up to go home shouldn’t be much of an issue considering I’d like to burn my entire wardrobe!

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Photographer: Brooke Lark

#12 Staying Healthy’s a Full-Time Job

I have found trying to eat clean to be quite difficult.  The lack of affordable fruits and vegetables has made it really easy for me to fall into unhealthy habits.  People LOVE to eat bread in Korea.  My students are brought up thinking that glutinous rice is a health food.  They use margarine/ canola oil to cook just about everything.  Everything down to garlic bread is sweetened to high heaven.  I was told I’d lose so much weight in Korea due to the healthy diet here and honestly that’s just a bunch of hogwash.  I trained hard for 2 hours a day, 5 days a week and ate really clean to drop the weight.  This year I even enlisted the help of Sprout, a natural, healthy food delivery service across Korea.  No matter how much kimchi or kombucha you consume, there isn’t a quick and easy weight loss tool.  The lack of easy, health-conscious options in Korea is something I just won’t miss.
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Photographer: Markus Spiske

#11 Personal Hygiene in Korea: What a Mess!

Why put soap in the bathrooms when nobody washes their hands anyway?  Here – let’s put a bar of soap on a stick.  Those who DO want to use soap will have to pretend to give a handy while touching something riddled with someone else’s germs!  The number of times I’ve heard the hand-washing issue discussed has me…in disgust.  For good measure, let’s give coughing a drop here, too.  If I had a cheon-won for each time someone coughed a lung up on me while on the subway, I’d no longer have to teach English in Korea.
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Photographer: Erik Scheel

#10 Retail Anxiety

Another thing I won’t miss about living in Korea is the retail anxiety I experience every time I got to a grocery store or cosmetics shop.  As I descend into the LotteMart grocery department, my ears sting with the sound of vegetable vendors, meat merchants, and fishy fellas screaming at me to buy their wares.  I know that retailers shouting all day into microphones isn’t well-loved my foreigners, but the locals don’t really seem down for it either.  I’ve seen plenty of people young and old covering their ears… “시끄럽다!”
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Photographer: Karol Dach

#9 Foreigner Price in Korea

On several occasions at markets, shops, bars, and in taxis I’ve been quoted a higher price than my Korean (or even simply Asian) friends.  Has this happened to you in your home country?  Of course it’s happened to me at nearly every country’s tourist attractions, but when I’ve lived in Korea nearly 3 years and am speaking Korean to the service agent it blows my mind to still be quoted astronomical prices simply because I’m not from Korea.

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Photographer: Porapak Apichodilok

#8 Here for your Edutainment

When shop owners make fun of my Korean or wave their arms and squeal “Big Size-y!” while shooing me away it actually really hurts my feelings.  When I’m shopping I make every effort to be polite by bowing and speaking Korean in the most natural way I know how.  I wear a Korean size medium and generally have no issues fitting into “free size” garments.  I see you over there letting Korean women who are larger than me try on your clothing.  What gives?
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Photographer: Peter Kasprzyk

#7 Taxi Drivers in Korea

I have a major love/ hate relationship with Korean Taxi Drivers.  The fares are incredibly cheap and, in most urban areas, cabs are plentiful.  Sometimes I’ll get a very friendly driver who is just over the moon that I can speak my pitiful bit of baby Korean.  More often than not, they’ll see my blonde hair and when striking up a conversation will ask if I’m Russian.  Live here long enough and you’ll recognize that when a middle-aged/ older Korean man asks if you’re Russian, he’s asking if you’re a prostitute.  The backpedaling that has happened when I tell my driver in Korean that I’m a Canadian person is impressive.  That’s if they DO talk to me.  I’ve had situations where the driver won’t confirm my destination and will take me on a wild goose chase to hike the fare.  I shouldn’t have to call the cops just to get from point A to point B!  I also get perturbed when taxi drivers simply won’t pick up foreigners.  Sometimes if they do, they demand a flat rate and won’t use their meters.  Don’t they realize how badly this reflects on Korean people on the whole when a tourist has to stay out all night just to get back to his or her hotel?
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Photographer: Breather

6. Ondol Heating

My kingdom for a radiator! While I know many people love floor heating (I certainly did while staying in a hanok in the middle of winter), it’s not for me.  It’s November and I’ve been sleeping with 3 layers of clothing and 3 blankets on and my space heater aglow because it takes too darn long for my floor to heat up.  I’m also terrified of having a “the floor is lava” situation if any of the gazillion plastic things I own overheat and melt.

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Photographer: Henrique Félix

5. The Sound of People in Korea Eating.

You’d think it’d be the soup I’d hate most, but it’s actually pizza.  The sound of people eating pizza in Korea makes my eyes water and my ears bleed.  I’m not (just) talking about Koreans, either.  A few of my ESL teacher friends who have been here 3 or 4 years masticate obnoxiously, too.

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Photographer: Edu Lauton

#4 빨리 빨리!

“빨리 빨리”, or “hurry, hurry”, doesn’t actually mean productive or efficient.  This cultural phenomenon is a great way to pass the buck and save face.  People are moving along just fine and then all of a sudden it’s “hurry, hurry” time.  In North America, the annoyance is “hurry up and wait”.  In Korea it’s “wait…and then freak out because you just realized you messed up and have to fix the situation immediately or the whole world will implode.”  I find that people in Korea really go out of their way to push or shove the foreigner.  This was especially prevalent in Busan, where I’ve had ajummas elbow me hard enough (and for no reason) to leave bruises.  I try to be polite and say excuse me in various forms before moving past someone.  Often people will stand still completely oblivious to the fact that anyone is trying to get by.  I hate being shoved out of the way just as much as I hate having to push.
P.S. Special shout out to everyone glued to their phone while walking up or down flights of stairs.  You’re the real efficiency heroes.
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#3 The Horking and Spitting

I live on top of a hill tucked away beside the army base in Seoul.  I didn’t think that my only opportunity for sweet repose would be from 2 AM – 4:30 AM.  In Korea, walls are thin and at all hours of the day and night I can hear horking and snorting and coughing and spitting.  It wakes me up at home.  It creeps me out when it happens in the street.  There have been a couple of instances where the guy hasn’t been watching and I’ve actually been caught with an errant loogie.  Walking the streets of Korea is not for the faint of heart!

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Photographer: hannah cauhepe

#2 Respect is Reserved

I’ve noticed that in Korea, while the elderly are certainly not taken care of as well as they should be, there is a real sense of duty when it comes to showing respect in public.  Respect is reserved, but don’t skip to thinking it’s deserved.  You’re only due your common decency if you’re superior in age to the person dishing it.  Then, there’s no real reason for you to thank the person (or even say please). Elders have no respect for the younger generation.  They don’t even show appreciation when younger people go out of their way to help.  Respect is an expectation.  Common decency isn’t so common.

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Photographer: George Becker

# 1 Korean Logic

If you work for a company in Korea, you may have experienced something called the “Korean surprise!”  Plenty of my colleagues have arrived at work only to find out that there’s an essential presentation about which they were never told.  It’s parents day!  Open class!  Graduation picture day!  The Ministry of Education is here!  You owe 30 report cards as of yesterday!  Oh, you didn’t know?  You must have been told.  You are wrong.  Please understand our unique situation.
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Photographer: Saya Kimura
The unique situation is sadly that there’s not just a lack of communication, there’s a lack of logic.  When working with companies in Korea, I’ve found that they put one foot in front of the other.  They focus on individual puzzle pieces rather than seeing the whole picture.  Korean logic is my #1 pet peeve about living in Korea.  Let’s hope I haven’t inherited it over the past 3 years of living in this country which has afforded me so  much!
15 things I hate about living in Korea
Are you an expat in Korea or anywhere else on the globe?  Do you agree or disagree?  What are your favourite parts of living in another country?  Stay tuned for all the wonderful things I’ll miss about living in Korea!

13 Comments Add yours

  1. Bae yon jun says:

    Been to Korea once, kept across the disputed seas and territories to do so. Never will again.
    Smells like a toilet, I got spat on for having an Asian girlfriend ( who was Japanese anyway) , taxi drivers came off as rape-ish and swindlers.
    On top of everything, I thought their beloved eugenic ideologies really fit in with the modern day. You know, white people good for management, Asian smartest, black people,,,,,, don’t go there. So, as a tourist destination, a grotty little racist place. Go east or north and get the real culture, you know, where Korea got theirs!

    1. sarah says:

      I agree on all the list in your article. I lived 24 years there as a Korean. I felt people were inferior to me in terms of logics and etiquette levels. seniors are rude and demanding of your respect even if they are totally strangers to you and don’t know how to carry themselves as civilized person.
      people just hang on to superficial appearance, job title, the university you go to. doesn t care sh*t about inner growth.
      I came to Canada 5 years ago after my internal turmoil that I couln’t find a single Korean friend I can relate to and constantly get stressed out by Koreans.
      now I have like minded Canadian friends that I can speak my true opinions to and can have genuine and intellectual conversation with. what a blessful moment of my life in here! people love working with me and I feel I wasn’t the one who was inherently wrong to the core. I am grateful that I made a right choice in my life to seek a better life in a civilized society. I got no single Korean friend and I don’t plan to have any in the future .

      1. Kate says:

        Oooh I don’t know if I’d go this far. I don’t think I quite have the same feelings about individual Korean people as I do negative memories of certain situations. I’ve had plenty of intellectual conversations with Korean friends and expats alike while living in Seoul and Busan, and while on my Korean travels. Korea can be incredibly superficial if that’s what you’re looking for, or you can find friends with which to make deep, meaningful connections. That’s the same wherever you go. My commentary was definitely intended to be more a reflection on situations I’ve encountered which have irked me. Please see the other articles in the series – they’re far more positive!

  2. Jessica says:

    It’s bc you’re a basic ass b1tch. After all your time there you still are just another uptight dumb white chick ignorant to culture and subdued in mediocrity. You took everything too seriously and that’s something about korean culture you’ll never get. They don’t give a f*ck about what anyone thinks about their plumbing bc they place importance on things like relationships within family and friends, and working hard.

    1. Kate says:

      I think the “basic ass b1tch” comment was unnecessary, however it seems to have shown your true colours right out of the gate so I’ll approve it. Do you understand the vitriol you’re currently spewing? Please. Koreans “don’t give a f*ck” about what anyone but their elders think in general. “Relationships with family and friends” are all for show, and there’s no such thing as “working hard”, there’s sleeping at your desk because your boss made you party all night. There’s no such thing as logic or productivity in Korea, and if you actually think there is then YOU, my dear, seem to be the basic b unobservant and drowning in mediocrity.

  3. buckethead0304 says:

    Basically I agreed with you.
    But what I can not understand is
    that foreigners like you worked in Korea as an English Teacher and complaint too much.
    Where came your all income from?
    You seemed to earn money in Korea and live and eat with it.
    You can tell everything you want and I also can do this.
    There are so many people like you in Korea. They used much in Korea and got money from them. And after they left, they said something like that.
    At least, if you are human, you should feel ashamed.
    I hate such people more than anything. Even very disgusting.

    1. Kate says:

      You said right away that you agreed with me. I came to Korea and learned about the culture and helped to enrich the lives of many of my students. My life was enriched by my time in Korea in so many ways – that’s why I have written about all the amazing things in Korea for 3 years. I’m not ashamed. I’m proud. I’m proud of the work I did in schools. I’m proud of the writing I have done. I’m even proud of what small amount of Korean I learned and have brought back to Toronto. Most people here are so happy to speak their native language especially with someone not of Korean heritage, but who is 4th generation Canadian. I think maybe you are feeling ashamed of some of the negatives of living in Korea, and that’s why you have focused only on this article and not any of the other (more than 100) posts I have made encouraging tourists to visit (and spend money) in Korea. I wrote another article on things I’ll miss about Korea. Perhaps focus on that. Or – just focus on the first sentence in your comment. Now, is my writing so “disgusting”?

  4. I agree with you on this list, and I just want to commend you on your responses to some of these comments. You carry yourself with grace and maturity and I’ve read some of your articles about very positives aspects of Korea. People like to pin point something and run with it…

    1. Kate says:

      Thanks, Rachel – that’s so kind of you to take the time to comment and say those things! I’m sure you’ve had your fair share of haters, as well. People see someone having a great time living their best life and need to pull them back down to Earth, right? Love the look of your site. I never made it to Daegu and now I’m kind of kicking myself! <3

  5. Youn says:

    Hello Kate,
    Somehow I couldn’t post my comment . I tried a couple times.. hope this will work .

    I am sorry about the unpleasant experience in Korea. Yes, we Koreans still have many things to work on like all other countries.
    Every country has the good and the bad and glad you also posted good things about korea.
    Hope your post doesn’t make stereotype or generalization about Korea/ Korean. Or encourage Korean hater trolls to be more active . Constructive critisim is good but promoting hate against certain group isn’t good!
    Bae Yon Joon and Sarah , I kind of suspect you are one of those notorious Japanese extreme nationalist trolls trying so hard to create anti Korean sentiment all around the world . Many of them start the comment with ” I am Korean or Korean American or Korean Canadian etc…,” and with fake Korean names/ other nationality names and fake stories in various languages. Please stop doing that, that’s so pathetic , Japanese keyboard warriors .
    At least you know it’s cowardly and shameful for the horrible war crime country to bully the victim country in cyber. That’s why you are using the fake names. Please don’t be a hate promoter instead why don’t you try to help make the world better place. That’s the least you trolls can do to compensate for the horrible atrocities your country committed on many Asian countries !

    1. Kate says:

      Please take a look at my other articles as well as my responses to the trolls. You would think given that I dedicated 3 years of my life to Korea (as well as over 100 articles on great things to see and do in Korea) people would understand that this is one article out of many, but I guess people like to focus only on the negative. You started out well, but you seem to be trolling Japan in your last section. Please go ahead and read the article about all the things I thought/ knew I would miss when I left.

      Best Regards,

      Kate

  6. Passersby says:

    I’ve been living in Seoul for almost 2 years. Your observation is spot on. I also have Korean friends that would agree with this article. Thank you for sharing your thoughts. It makes me feel like I’m not alone and that I’m not going crazy! Haters are gonna hate, and they hate because the truth hurts and it hurts their self-worth. They can spew all the bs at you, but it ain’t gonna change the truth and their lack of civilized standards.

    1. Kate says:

      I think people focus too much on elements where they agree, but feel that waygooks aren’t allowed to feel that way. Like, if you were to complain about something a family member did incessantly, but get angry when your friend agrees it isn’t cool. Have you read the other 2 articles in the series? Did you agree with the positives, too?

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